Unicorn aids

When you want a child but you’re gay so you fuck a hooker and end up getting aids and give it to your partner and the hooker ends up aborting the child.

Shit man did you hear what happened to Kenny? Stupid fuck got unicorn aids

by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Kool aid smile

The residue from the beverage kool aid. Due to it's high food dye content. The stain pattern typically resembles the rim of a glass cup, which is the traditionally the vessel of consumption. This mostly effects children raising the glass higher and exposing more of their face to the dyes.

That kid has a kool aid smile.

by Rinaldi1337 November 29, 2020

Aids

a disease we can thank faggots for

me: wow i got diagnosed with aids
me again: damn i fucking hate gay people

by gingelover January 16, 2023

AIDS monger

Someone that is really good at a video game, and is essentially an individual that mongers aids

Wow Sean Duffield is a real aids monger

by Politico June 26, 2025

deaf aid

deaf aid is a bluetooth device which looks just like a hearing aid

look at the size of that deaf aid that bloke is using

by tru trix December 9, 2008

band-aid worthy

some one who is so flatchested that the girl could were band-aids as bras

guy 1 :damn that girl is flat!
guy 2 : yea shes band-aid worthy
guy 1 :what??
guy 2 : she could use band-aids as a bra
guy 1 :ohhh i get it lol


i was bored !!! =

by ribbit im a duck! April 20, 2009