On super bowl weekend you hold your poop starting on the friday before the super bowl then don’t poop until half time of the super bowl.
by Calvinthedragon March 13, 2019
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Get the Super Junior mug.This is when an extremely tan guy wearing board shorts sticks his man shaft into his female partner's pooper and then denies that he has done so.
Guy 1: Hey man i super tanned a girl last night!
Guy 2: So you stuck it in her pooper right?
Guy 1: Naw man, that ain't me!
Guy 2: So you stuck it in her pooper right?
Guy 1: Naw man, that ain't me!
by Capitainjacob December 2, 2011
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Those who identify as Super Straight strongly identify with a desire to only partner with people who identify as and remain their biological gender.
The Super Straight flag, displayed by Super Straights and those who show support for the Super Straight identity is black and orange, representing solidarity with People of Color and Natives.
Those who identify as Super Straight strongly identify with a desire to only partner with people who identify as and remain their biological gender.
The Super Straight flag, displayed by Super Straights and those who show support for the Super Straight identity is black and orange, representing solidarity with People of Color and Natives.
Person A: Sorry, I only date biological women/men.
Trans Person: Oh my god, that's so fucking transphobic, how dare you!?
Person A: No, I'm not transphobic, I'm Super Straight. And you should respect peoples preferences.
Trans Person: Oh, I see. I'm sorry for being arrogant.
Person A: It's okay, we can still be friends.
Trans Person: Oh my god, that's so fucking transphobic, how dare you!?
Person A: No, I'm not transphobic, I'm Super Straight. And you should respect peoples preferences.
Trans Person: Oh, I see. I'm sorry for being arrogant.
Person A: It's okay, we can still be friends.
by Tough Pill February 1, 2023
Get the Super Straight mug.'Super Straight' is a term for severely closested homosexuals, typically men. Those who identify as Super Straight also 'offtenly wish to fuck their best friend', said by professior. Hugh Ash in his documentary named. "Straight Men: and why they're a plague to our society". (the documentary is viewable on the TV Channel Grindr). Professor High also stated shit and mpreg kinks are abundantly high those who identify as super straight.
You: what do you identify as?
Me: Oh I identify as Super Straight
You, realizing I have a shit and mpreg kink:...I see
Me: Oh I identify as Super Straight
You, realizing I have a shit and mpreg kink:...I see
by Raevofdamned March 6, 2021
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Get the Super Straight mug.When a man is really ugly, they usually are really cringe and like “dark humour”. They are also usually virgins. I have never seen someone say they are super straight that doesn’t look like they are the product of incest.
“Did you hear that hunter identifies as super straight?”
“Well I’m not really surprised, there is good reason he’s never gotten laid”
“Well I’m not really surprised, there is good reason he’s never gotten laid”
by Bunniebby March 7, 2021
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