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Bank of Mum and Dad

The Bank of Mum and Dad:
n. Money acquired from one's parents that doesn't have to be repaid... or the borrower doesn't intend to repay even if they are supposed to.

Said in a smug way by the people who use the 'bank', as they think they've got free money from their parents.

However, the parents know it exists and use the phrase in an annoyed kind of way... Like they know that the BoMaD exists and that it isn't right, but they can't do anything about it.

The BBC programme of the same name showed that the BoMaD can last well into a person's 40s, provided their parents are still alive.
Person 1: "Hey man, you coming out tonight??"
Person 2: "Hmm I dunno, I've no bus money or money for drinks or money for a brand new and expensive outfit or money to spend on other people or money to pay the strippers with or money to buy fat cigars or money to get a limo home with..."
Person 1: "Bank of mum and dad, man!"
Person 2: "Oh yeah! You're on then!"
by gratedraindrop February 23, 2007
mugGet the Bank of Mum and Dadmug.

dead beat dad

A asshole who has been with his girlfriend for almost 20 years,he has 3 kids,is hardly ever home,and fucking cheats on his girlfriend.
My dad is a dead beat dad.That damn son of a bitch.
by gangbang bate July 21, 2003
mugGet the dead beat dadmug.

Your Dads Ass

Where should we go for dinner ?

"Your Dads Ass"

What's the biggest planet ?

"Your dad's ass "
by Jointy Smokes July 4, 2018
mugGet the Your Dads Assmug.

Your alcoholic dad

A term made by raywilliamjohnson, funny youtube celebrity. it is used by people now instead of your mom. followed by an annoying high pitched (occasionally low pitched) voice going OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOH
Dude: ghaghaghaghagha... i saws a movie.
dude2: i saw your...
dude: let me guess... mom?
dude2:... Your alcoholic dad!!!
random dude: OOOOOOOOOH!
by name that belongs to me March 11, 2011
mugGet the Your alcoholic dadmug.

7 Grand Dad

by chconly July 12, 2019
mugGet the 7 Grand Dadmug.

douche-dad

A stepdad whose actions resemble douchebaggery.
Xavier: Hey, why isn't Rick at the party tonight?
Ferdinand: His douche-dad told him to clean the gutters again. What a prick.
by daisyVonDoom March 18, 2011
mugGet the douche-dadmug.

Aashir's dad

Aashir's dad is a Jewish term that is shouted when a hairy Asian male is seen lurking through tooting
The boy shouted "Aashir's dad"
by Sire Tyrone pussio September 7, 2021
mugGet the Aashir's dadmug.

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