straight edge

a common ploy used by teens in order to seem innocent, but in reality it is very much a paradox.

"Yo, I'm straight edge," John says as he is consuming his third bottle of gin that night.

by Kzilla May 8, 2005

Super Straight

"a bullshit thing" - me, a straight person
Used by entitled dickheads who don't want to be called transphobic for not having an attraction to transgender people of the opposite gender

*on behalf of the none dickhead heteros, I'm so sorry*

Transgender man: hello-
Super straight female: oh my god, I'm not attracted to you. I'm super straight, now I want a pride and a flag because I am now a part of the LGBTQ

by hi.im.cay March 10, 2021

Super Straight

When A Male hides it that he is transphobic and an idiot so they use this fake sexuality to hide it

Kevin : Oh did you hear that Mikes Super Straight? Max: Really? That’s some dumb ass bull shit.

by playas1234 March 7, 2021

Super Straight

Social rejects with neckbeards who do nothing but live in there moms basements until they die of old age,

I'm super straight🤓

Get a life.

by BAneNaBread March 6, 2021

straight spaghetti

Something that sucks major balls

Friend: I broke my arm snowboarding over the weekend
You: dude, that's some straight spaghetti

by best_gamer_tag January 14, 2015

Super Straight

***ACTUAL DEFINITION***

A term that someone came up with , thinking it was cool and shit about not dating trans people. But really, it's another word for being a transphobic ass :) These people will get very defensive and say they aren't transphobic, there's no point arguing with them. Their heads are so far up their arse, therefore they won't listen.

Person 1: "So before we start dating officially, I have to tell you that I'm trans-
Person 2: If you're trans I'm not dating you! I'm super straight
Person 1: You could just say that you're transphobic instead of coming up with a stupid fucking name for it

by Billie Eilish Supremacy April 5, 2021

Straight-postin

Just another word for hanging out, chillen, or smoking a joint.

We are just straight-postin.

by Copper. P March 18, 2009