Jolly Santa

A sexual position in which the female sticks her ass in the air and the male, wearing a Santa Claus hat & beard, sits on top of the female and drops his testicles into her anus like Santa dropping his bag of toys down the chimney.

After a little too much eggnog, Sally was feeling frisky and asked Todd to leave on the hat & beard and give her a jolly santa.

by TotesMagotes42 December 23, 2013

Lady Santa Syndrome

The condition of being a woman with normal sized head, arms, and legs but with a ginormous belly like Santa.

That girl over there is suffering from Lady Santa Syndrome. She has a normal head, legs, and arms but her belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly.

by Finnegan Casey Dress-up March 30, 2015

basic santa

when someone can do nothing but give away presents

look at that guy giving away free stuff he's a basic Santa

by toad307 February 28, 2016

creamy santa

When bae is wearing a red top and you give them a creamy beard

Hannah just wants a creamy santa

by Hannahscreamybeard June 6, 2016

Creamy santa

When you get fucked by a fat man and he makes a creamy beared for you

God i wish he could be my creamy santa

by Creamy santa January 21, 2017

samantha santana

A cool girl. She's an awesome friend. Usually hangs out with other girls and lies her friends. She is cute and funny. Mostly best friends with following names: Jocelyn, Nathalie, Mikayla, Brianna, Amanda, and etc.

Amanda: It's Valentine's Day!
Samantha Santana : Yeah! I got you lots of thing since your my bff

by Anonymous Bob Graham Guy February 14, 2017

Dirty Santa

When you fart on a fruit mince pie and slap someone in the face with it

I gave Mathew a dirty santa for Christmas last year I hope he doesn't return the gift.

by BigDaddy$ September 4, 2017