by drinkbleachonadailybasis January 14, 2019
Get the retardation stationmug. When you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. When ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
Dad: Katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?
Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.
Katherine: No, I'll do it.
...
2 hours later...
Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.
Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.
Katherine: No, I'll do it.
...
2 hours later...
Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.
by lazybumsinparis August 17, 2010
Get the clingfilm retardantmug. Digital retard is a person who has No or low level of competency in use of digital technologies .The low level of digital technology competency could be described by two or more of the following attributes - does not own a mobile, does not have a personal e- mail id, does not know to use internet, refuse/decline to learn use of digital technologies, does not know how to use the remote.
Most of the digital retards live a retired life and cannot be expected to learn new technologies as they have low level of education, remotely situated away from connectivity, live amongst a group of people who are equally digital retards
by jinadavis November 14, 2013
Get the digital retardmug. Simply, a retarded penguin. Its that simple. Also a great goofy insult for those who annoy you. Wanna know the secret to becoming a retarded penguin? Well...too bad ya prick!
Dude, i really wanted to know how to become a retarded penguin. Who ever wrote this is a total prick.
by KING/OF/ALL/RETARDED/PENGUINS December 21, 2010
Get the Retarded penguinmug. by user562 February 14, 2017
Get the Total Retardmug. The act of becoming dumber by making out with a retarted person at a nighttime bar or club. Known to occur over a delayed period of time.
by drunkie405 March 3, 2010
Get the tounge retardationmug. A person who has problems with his testicles. Can't see them (too small), can't play with them (doesn't like to), or just can't ejaculate.
by Evilman666 May 20, 2009
Get the Testicly Retardedmug.