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Pre Ketchup

The watery bit of ketchup that comes out when you go to use the ketchup but the bottle hasn't been shaken up or it has been left a while without being used. This leads to a puddle of watery ketchup being left seeping onto your plate and probably on your hands.
"Ew, I forgot to shake the bottle, now there's Pre Ketchup on my chips."

"Don't forget to shake the bottle or you'll get Pre Ketchup."
by Soopie.t December 20, 2023
mugGet the Pre Ketchupmug.

Pre pre

A pre teen that is 13 yrs old
Hey look Jerry is a pre pre
by Sciencetst September 14, 2021
mugGet the Pre premug.

pre-retrospect

The act of realizing some deed or idea will result in an unfortunate outcome, but going along with said deed or idea anyway.
In pre-retrospect, buying a shit ton of cheap vodka instead of beer was a bad idea.
by PeachieSoKeen November 19, 2011
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Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.
Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
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Pre-Jew-Diss

The prior state of verbally assaulting jews. The time before it became popular to diss jews. Often confused with the word 'prejudice'.
Don't hit me with that pre-jew-diss!
He is so pre-jew-diss
by HolyGabes April 14, 2021
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Pre Jack

To grab, buy, or do something before it is necessary to do it in order to prevent having to do it in the future — just in case it would be necessary to grab, buy, or do it later.
Imma pre jack that PS5 a month before Christmas, in case they sell out at that time.
by Prejack February 2, 2024
mugGet the Pre Jackmug.

Pre-baby eradicatio

No corpses don't have more rights than people you idiot. Women can still decide whether or not to donate their organs and corpses can't get abortions. Their rights are identical.
Hym "REGARDLESS of what you call it or whether or not you consider it to be 'alive' you are still 'disposing of your offspring.' It's PRE-BABY ERADICATION. I thought eradicating things was bad."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2023
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