Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

Preing

The state of before being

« I dont think i remember that , i must have been preing »

by Trashpandito July 23, 2023

Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing

The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.

I think that workplace acronym (pfis) stands for Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing. Ahhh Mondays...

by ILoveMondays July 24, 2023

pre

used in mainly the UK as another way to say “look at that”, typically used when in awe of something or someone.

"pre that ting over there fam"

by narcisisstic August 6, 2023

Pre try

Pre trying is where a guy hits up a girl with a fella, but says I won't I won't try it cause you got a man

Arran said to alishas you still with your bf, so I won't try it on you pre trying

by Bigmandingo August 10, 2023

Pre-annoyance syndrome

When you are already annoyed because of someone before they have a chance to annoy you.

They just give me pre-annoyance syndrome.

by Davy boo September 8, 2023

Pre-Order

Going after someone for romantic or sexual advances that is two years or more younger than yourself. Commonly used with the word Post-order. Used by all sex's since it was made for all sex's

Finn told me he was talking two a girl and I asked her age since he just turned 18 so he said she was 16 but turns 17 in a couple of weeks I told him he was pre-ordering so he should stop talking to her.

by SlinkSoda September 23, 2023