pot

something you boil water in ;0

i boiled pasta in a pot

by uniqueen77 October 6, 2016

Pittsburgh Pot-hole

The act of two gay men shoveling dirt into each others anus's and taking turns penetrating each other.

I heard Jake and Luke did a Pittsburgh Pot-Hole last night omg!

by Jlmao29 September 7, 2016

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.

It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.

by thefoetus September 6, 2016

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)

"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"

by NumaticPatrick September 6, 2016

pot doctor

A doctor who evaluates your issues, whatever they may (or may not) be, and declares that yes indeed sir or ma'am you are entitled to some medical marijuana as the cure for what ails you, and gives you a scrip, and then off you go to the dispensary.

Ya know, it's funny how the pot doctor didn't examine my eyes at all, but still wrote me a scrip saying that I need pot for glaucoma.

by Klendathu_Jones July 17, 2016

Pot High

A high school in the oh so shit town of port colbrne, Ontario. I sware that there is not one person there who doesn't do weed, hence the name pot high.

"Hey man, did you hear about the pot high bust that happened Friday?"
"Isn't there one every fucking day?"

by Homicidal toddler January 17, 2018

pot minutes

The amount of time that seems slowed down while high

You have to feel the measurement in your heart

Ex. Five regular minutes could be around 20 pot minutes

"How many pot minutes has it been?"

"At least 45"

by whateversara January 20, 2018