Ninja pee 

peeing on the side of a toilet bowl to pee silently

I ninja pee so people can’t hear me pissing(my walls are thin)

Ninja pee by god of carrots May 15, 2021

pissy pee piss 

when someone says to pissy pee piss it means that they want to pee.

Victor: I love to pissy pee piss it's so fun!! Funny moment!!!

pissy pee piss by beyondgaslighting July 14, 2022

park and pee 

an interstate rest stop

Dad needs to stop at the park and pee so I can get something to drink and use the restroom.

park and pee by cclevenger March 27, 2009

fronting my pee pee 

Adjusting ones junk to a more forward position.

Person 1: What are you doing with your hands down your pants?
Person 2 (young): I'm fronting my pee pee.

fronting my pee pee by nakedbeans April 6, 2014

Can't even pee hole 

Trying not to laugh until you leak.

Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.

Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.

I was on the ground trying not to peehole.

I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.

Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.

Can't even pee hole by NoAdultingDoneHere May 25, 2016

Why my pee pee green? 

24 hours after sexual intercourse with the Incredible Hulk urination may appear green.

Natasha: why my pee pee green?

Bruce Banner: it seems like you fucked the hulk instead of me.

Why my pee pee green? by Fishyotter September 27, 2018

stand to pee 

Stand to pee is a device that transexual men use to pee while standing. It allows them to feel less dysphoria while using the bathroom. Usually used before the person has surgery on the downstairs part of their body. Not that all trans men get the surgery.

Benny, who was born Brittany, left his stand to pee device at home and and to pee while sitting.

stand to pee by Hekate100 November 15, 2018