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pussy mileage 

noun.

the relative mileage on a woman's vagina as calculated by multiplying the average length of a males genetial times the number of thrusts the womans vagina has received over its life time...i.e. the sluttier the girl the higher the pussy mileage

Pussy Bae 

Noun
A heterosexual male that is so sensitive that he is cute like a baby, but doesn't exhibit enough manliness to be able to attract a female.
"It's too bad Kyle is such a Pussy Bae. I would totally date him if he'd just man up."
Pussy Bae by cap'nsparks April 15, 2015

Pussy Drunk 

The state of euphoria after having vaginal intercourse. Pussy Drunk happens most frequently after breaking a long dry spell. This state of mind lasts 1-2 days however, it has been known to last a full week. Symptoms include being overly stoked, daydreaming of the event, and trouble focusing on a task.
"Hey Troy, I'm pussy drunk right now, so much that I can't focus on anything right now"

"I noticed. You can't even string together a coherent sentence."
Pussy Drunk by NeonOriginal July 25, 2013

Pussy Galore 

1. Character from Ian Fleming's novel/movie, "Goldfinger";
2. the mouthwatering lesbian criminal mastermind James Bond converted into cock-craving slut;
3. Lead hooker in the fictional super slut team known as the "Cement Mixers"
Pussy: My name is Pussy Galore.
Bond: I must be dreaming.

pussy sideburns 

Femail pubic hair which extends beyond the pantyline and onto the inner thighs.
Man, that fat bitch from Russia had some wicked old pussy sideburns.
pussy sideburns by sirvancealott October 15, 2005

pussy-man drink 

A wine cooler or wine, defined as unmasculinate by most men.
"Stop drinking that pussy-man drink and have a beer on me."

"remember that one time that I dropped that pussy-man drink bottle in her yard and she knew it was me, hahahaha, good times."