cat baking

when a baby makes cookies for the granny

i love videos of cat baking

by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.

If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.

by docbrown3 July 4, 2014

Baked Submission

A baked good is stuffed into the person's mouth while they are taking it in the ass until they tap out.

My girl was horny and hungry. So I hit he with the baked submission!

by A_Small_Indian_Boy April 19, 2018

baked fart

Just before getting out of your car on a hot day, you let SBD rip. When getting back in your car, you are hit in the face with a waft of hot fart worse than when you ripped it.

Dude, what crawled up you and died to make a baked fart that bad. My eyes are watering.

by LazyGecko October 15, 2015

Bake 'N Spray

When one bakes... then sprays... (does drugs, then uses air freshener on nearby trash cans). This is a new charity... Febrezing the trash cans. Anyone can participate. It is a tax write off.

"Yo, what are you doing?", as a man sprays febreze on a trash can in a park.

"Im trying out this new Bake 'N Spray thing yo"

by Bake 'N Spray And Sons October 22, 2014

Epic Baked

Incredibly, irreducibly stoned.

Man, that bong hits so well. I'm epic baked.

by cienade October 16, 2010

glicken bake

When you penetrate a Kirkland signature chicken bake with a Costco hotdog

Person A: I was thinking of hitting the soup kitchen tonight… I haven’t eaten in 3 days and the fent is wearing off
Person B: nah fam just head to Costco and get that signature Glicken bake

by Mormon Jesus June 14, 2024