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Fetus Bake Oven

A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.
I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.
by TheRealCrackBoots November 19, 2019
mugGet the Fetus Bake Ovenmug.

bake

Tina : "James is in love with Hannah"
James : "Nah, i'm not bro"
Tina : "James and Hannah sitting in a tree..."
James : "Bake bro."
by thenubianqueen November 23, 2020
mugGet the bakemug.

Duke Baking Centre

Large oven used in the Subway chain for baking bread.
Viktor, can you put twelve Hearty Italians in the Duke Baking Centre please?
by TheThankYouBin March 12, 2009
mugGet the Duke Baking Centremug.

I'm Baking it

A variant of the slang term "Omning it" popularised by the TV show invincible. Used in reference to when someone is masturbating and reaches such an intense point that they start heating up, hence them "baking" up. Usually followed by someone letting it crust in the intense heat, baking their semen.
That guy is so suave that i'm baking it.
by LeclanMcCone June 16, 2025
mugGet the I'm Baking itmug.

Bake Block

To prevent someone from getting "baked", "stoned", or "high".
You Bake Block somebody by preventing them from getting baked high usually to benefit yourself in some way. You blow out the lighter as they were about to light up a joint.
by Aimeetheryet August 10, 2010
mugGet the Bake Blockmug.

Baked Hoe

A person (often a girl) who sucks dick and smokes weed at the same time.
Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: Daaamn! We were baked like a cake and she started sucking my dick.
Person 1: While you guys were smoking?
Person 2: Yeeeaaah!!!
Person 1: That's a baked hoe you got there! Lucky!!!
by MayaLN January 18, 2018
mugGet the Baked Hoemug.

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