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Slap Dance

The act of slapping your penis back and fourth against your body, either side to side or up to down, to create a slapping noise.

One usually engages in this act when either drunk, in strange sexual situations, or in the mirror for your own entertainment. In some rarer situations it has been used in celebration of victory, or high achievements.
"Hey Jon, Ill give you 20 buck ifs you go in the kitchen and do a slap dance in front of grandma"
by con serving time January 19, 2011
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Fanny slapping

The act of drying out an aroused female lover by repeatedly slapping her wet vagina and generating nothing but a dry and annoyed result.
"Everything was going fine until he started fanny slapping me!"
by Fannyslapper April 20, 2010
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bull slap

To slap a bull on the ass.(As Defined in the movie Wild Hog's)
Hey taylor, lets go play a game of bull slap.
by Dan_collins November 4, 2007
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Text-Slap

The act of copying a large block of text, often something with dense academic language, such as college papers, and pasting it into a chat function, often without provocation.
Joe: Hey man, what's up?

Steve: We sought to extend instrument validation research for the Systematic Screening for Behavior Disorders (SSBD) (Walker & Severson, 1990) using convergent validation techniques. Associations between Critical Events, Adaptive Behavior, and Maladaptive Behavior indices of the SSBD were examined in relation to syndrome, broadband, and total scores of the Achenbach Child Behavior Checklist-Teacher's Report Form (TRF) (Achenbach, 2001). Both measures were conducted with 65 students with emotional disturbance in grades 6 through 12. Overall convergent validity of the SSBD and TRF was strong, particularly for TRF externalizing problems and associated syndromes. Results provide further support for use of the SSBD in the assessment of behavioral functioning of students with emotional disturbance and extend validation for use of this instrument with secondary students.

Joe: AAH! The hell!?

Steve: Gotcha. Text-slapped.

((Text taken from, www.eric.ed.gov ))
by Stone the Mighty May 4, 2010
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slapping ass

When you thrust so hard during sex you make a slap sound
Man we were SLAPPING ASS so hard last night she almost fell off the bed.
by Bobsheretofuckyobitch June 7, 2018
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slapping the ass

A movement of the hand that results in smacking that ass forcefully. This is also qualified as a turn on for some fifty shades of grey fans.
She was slapping the ass.
by Everybodywaskungfufighting November 11, 2015
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chode slap

to put your hand in your pants, rub your nuts, and then take your hand back out and slap someone in the face
Charlie chode slapped me in the face because I called his girlfriend a trick ass ho.
by Craven Cox February 25, 2005
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