Tug a nut

When a man is masturbating so hard, his balls start to slap and make a clapping noise.

" What the hell is that sound coming from the bathroom?"
"It's just Bennett. He had a pretty bad breakup so he's gonna tug a nut"

by MinuteRiceMan March 29, 2017

Nut flie

Someone who is constantly around you or kissing your ass.

"Dude you such a nut flie"

"Get off my fucking nuts"

by CHRISFULLOFSTEEL February 8, 2010

Nut fisting

The act of uppercutting someone's dangly parts with your fist.

Did he just throw up?!?!
Yeah man they were nut fisting him!

by DroppingDaDee May 31, 2014

Nut Slushie

A nut slushie is when a male ejaculates into a plastic bag and freezes it into a slush like constancy.

Brock: Bro, I gotta get a new freezer.
Tom: Why?
Brock: I forgot all about my Nut Slushie!

by GangW33d September 23, 2018

Nut Burps

When ya bust a heavy nut load and the gobbles the go and she gets the burps and tastes you the rest of the day.

Rachel got home from work and said she had the nut burps all day after blowing my dawn horn.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Nut time

A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.

Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"

by Pip Spencer November 16, 2020

Nut dong

When you're about to nut inside a girl and she pulls your sack down so you last a little longer.

Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.

Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him

by Jimmybulger December 5, 2016