VAMPSHIRE NUT

VERB:

When your sexual Vampire bite's down on your jugular for the last time, you draw near and approach your final climax and end in the eternal nut. P.s Best done by a gobby
Setting: Afterlife

Tony appears in a puff of smoke

Geregory Von Hilmshire: "WTF Tony, how did you get here."

Tony: "I did it Bro. I did the Vampshire NUT!"
by Vampshire July 01, 2022
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On A Bitches Nut

On a Bitches Nut is when a male or female is trying to slide in the panties of a female.By making the girl feel like shes the

only girl in the world.A person who suffers from On A Btiches Nut seem to make a female feel like she is the funniest person alive,complimenting all their school work(in a schooling environment)or sending them lame memes over social media, that are funny to her but are not funny ,A person therefore enters a state of being ON A BITCHES NUT.This term only apply to people trying to get with females.Similar to HoesB4Brositis Being infected with On A Bitches Nut can be cured with a quick hit and quit it.
Mate Block is being a right dickhead.I reckon he is On A Bitches Nut at the moment.
by Victor francis May 17, 2019
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Nut butt

A description of either a man or woman’s butt that is particularly small. Typically suits the small body type of the person.
“It doesn’t matter how many squats James does, he will always have a nut butt.”
by beefy3 September 22, 2020
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nut cud

Another name for dick cheese, i.e. smegma.

Also the residue left in teeth after consuming tree nuts.
I was going to blow Johnny, but once I saw the nut cud, I reconsidered.
by drsmegma November 29, 2017
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Nut dong

When you're about to nut inside a girl and she pulls your sack down so you last a little longer.
Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.

Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him
by Jimmybulger December 05, 2016
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nut chips

Giving someone a hand full of chip to which you have rubbed upon your scrotum!
Joe Ate hunter's nut chips

TRUE STORY
by DR SEXY M.D. January 20, 2016
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Tandem nutting

When you and the person you are fucking, bust a nut at the same time.
Tandem nutting is the best possible outcome when fucking.
by ILYSBNY May 12, 2020
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