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I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)
Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."
by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020
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Does anyone have any questions?

Whenever you hear "Does anyone have any questions?" after a long speech of zero value; you know you're dealing with a soulless corporate fuckwad.
by geekmalone November 5, 2020
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landen and brenden having 3 sum

When you find a girl and start having a 3 sum with her then you randomly stop nad start sucking each others dick
Dude last night I had the best landen and brenden having 3 sum. It was so much fun
by Penis in butt January 27, 2021
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You have just been Jordo'd

A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service. Then goes for a surf
Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd
by jantele February 1, 2021
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Does Rudy have a massive shlong

Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Yes. Yes Rudy does. That sexy mf🥵🥰
Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Girl: Oh my god Rudy has a massive shlong
Guy Yes he does
*Bites lip ominously*
by VerySexyMan123 March 22, 2021
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Have you seen the shoelace video?

A code phrase used by those in the tickle community to find other members. It was originally derived from the Tumblr user code, “I like your shoelaces.” The correct response from someone who is in the tickle community is, “Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.”
Secret Lee: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.
Secret Lee: …holy shit

Secret Ler: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Random Oblivious Bystander: No…? What shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Never mind, I’ll try to remember send it to you later.
by Spontanoose January 15, 2022
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Have a Nice Rest of Your Day

When your cordially invited to go Fuck yourself!

History: When in the Hell did we start inserting “rest of your” in the salutation, “Have a nice (rest of your) day!”
I.E. When you leave a small tip, or in current times, when you frequent almost any establishment, and upon exiting the premises an employee will say, “Have a nice REST of your day!”
by AWA2000 December 12, 2021
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