Battery+Operated+Boyfriend (Bob)

Battery+Operated+Boyfriend is an object that will buy a woman everything an anything she wants. Otherwise known as "Bob"

"My+Battery+Operated+Boyfriend (Bob) is pretty useful, until he needs new batteries"

by AvidCuminDoc September 16, 2016

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National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!

Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

by gwagwazk October 31, 2022

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Kiss your boyfriend

Go kiss your boyfriend SEPTEMBER 7TH :)

Hey today’s national kiss your boyfriend go kiss jake.

by Poppy princess September 4, 2021

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The person who makes you feel happy, loved and cared for. The one boy that never makes you feel like you need more love. Someone who makes you over joyed. Who you can truly be yourself around. This boy makes you feel like you are soaring through the clouds. He keeps your secrets, you can trust him with things you don't tell your friends. On top of all that he has "healing kisses" his kisses make you feel better.

Example 1
Girl 1: is that your boyfriend?
Mary: yea, he is the best. I couldn't imagine life without him!

Example 2
Boy 1: hey Mary, do you want to be my girlfriend?
Mary: No I'm perfectly happy in my relationship I don't need anything more. I love my boyfriend with all my heart.

by Chicken_Tenders_r_d_bomb! July 2, 2022

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my uncultured boyfriend

my boyfriend doers not know who Dove Cameron is.
we are not alike.
Perish.

person 1: hey! Dove Cameron in Descendants.. am I right ?? :D
my uncultured boyfriend: ... who's that slag?
person 2: *shhakes head in dibelief* so uncultured :(

by coolswag&delicious April 22, 2021

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