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Muffin Waist

What happens when a fat person if wearing a shirt that is to small for them.

Like how muffins overflow their case and flop over the side, the person's fat flops over the top of their trousers to create a muffin-like appearance.
Person 1: She bent over and the fat was drooping like a muffin!

Person 2: Eww! Muffin Waist!
by Kellan Fisher September 30, 2009
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Glass Muffin

A "glass muffin" or also known as a "swan hole" is a contemporary but subtle meaning for a fragile female genitals. The male will try to inserts the penis into the female's glass muffin, but the vagina will just redden, bleed and shoot out stools.
Hal- Dude Jamie had a freking glass muffin when i was banging her.

Drew- Weak man.....
by SexFace69 April 25, 2010
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bitch muffin

A small person that looks like a rat, tends to have a bitchy attitude and takes pleasure in judging other people's appearance.
That tiny bitch muffin just judged my outfit. I feel self-conscious now.
by VanillaIsMyBro May 13, 2011
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Punk Muffin

a person who plays pranks and steals tv remotes
they are being punk muffins! they stole my tv remote
by punkmuff May 11, 2010
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Goose Muffin

A person that has the characteristics of a muffin, a goose and an idiot.
After an idiot act by Matt
Vincent: Matt you Goose Muffin!
by Wakkers May 26, 2010
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Breakfast Muffin

Woman on Woman Insult: A woman you don't like who is dating or has dated a man you are interested in. Conveys contempt tinged with jealousy.
JP1 saw Pete's Breakfast Muffin yesterday, she still can't figure out what was he thinking dating her!?
by City Pete January 31, 2006
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muffin fighter

A professional boxer who's only purpose is to become a KO victim. One with no skills and looks the part.
John Ruiz was beaten by at least 10 muffin fighters in the last few years and he actually holds a heavyweight championship belt!
by Lyle Richard August 13, 2005
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