MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.

The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.

by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023

Luca Moose

a chill fella who sells candy that he stole.

“woah Luca Moose snapped me!”
“OMG he’s so hot!!”

by 🇮🇪👹😘 July 16, 2023

gaga moose

4th of July party. it’s an exclamation when your exited. it’s just a way to tell the feelings out. to express your inner crazy.

e.g “oh gaga moose”

by ilovekatyperry September 24, 2023

john moose

John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.

Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”

by Moose Menace January 25, 2024

Stick moose

This is when a male fucks the whole entire women’s hockey team.

Jon has slept with the whole entire women’s hockey team. He is a stick moose.

by Jbird14 February 26, 2024

unfiltered moose

When hitting it from the back you stick your thumbs in her ears and spread out your fingers like antlers while cry singing the verse "its my way, my way or the highway".

He hit her with the unfiltered moose, which left her horrified as she ran from his home rethinking her life choices

by Czarinalecheek April 20, 2024

Bulgarian Mooseknuckle

When someone takes a hot, steamy, and liquid shit on someone's mooseknuckle while it seeps through their pants.

Dude, my girl just gave me the NASTIEST Bulgarian Mooseknuckle last night. Shit made me mad yonky.

by luhkleekypissyonkycrosont October 15, 2024