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Slag Monkey

1) A person obsessed with metal work involving welding and torch cutting.

2) A person who likes to chip hot slag off fresh welds with no face shield.
Did you see that amorphous, strange, bat sculpture Ted was welding? That slag monkey wasn't even waiting for his welds to cool before chipping off the slag, I think he has second degree burns on his face and I swear a piece of slag flew up his nose.
by Thrax Secutores September 25, 2011
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rapture monkey

1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.

2. A Christian.
I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.
by Scoots McKenzie September 24, 2017
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monkey hug

When someone hugs you, but they wrap their legs around your waist
Did you see Jannie give Sam a monkey hug this morning? She's so weird
by Mr. NiceGuy September 18, 2015
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Gutta monkey

Gutta monkey come here / Gutta monkey mom wants you
by Eve banks September 10, 2022
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Monkey pudge

When a transgender eats a cantaloupe out your bunghole
Yo big bruh I met a trans last night and it hit me with the monkey pudge
by Roger rollings November 12, 2022
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monkey's share

Taking the larger share by stealth: The extra part gained by stealth
"I poured us both a glass of wine but gave myself the monkey's share when she wasn't looking"
by Barninja November 11, 2014
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Monkey Man

by Dollify Tomboy September 12, 2020
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