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mexican parents 

Mexican parents wanna know everything
mexican parents by ursidebitch September 14, 2020

Mexican after party 

Diarrhea after spicy food. When your asshole is burning after you ate too much jalapeños.
Man, I can’t go out tonight, I’m having a Mexican after party.

mexican coronavirus cure 

the cure is made up of caldo the pollo, ginger ale, 7up, bellas the la guadalupe.
mexican cuh: bro i got the mexican coronavirus cure
white boi: wtf lemmie see that shit.
meixican cuh: ight bet cuhh say less imma pull up with my chevy silvirado vato

mexican pillsberry dough boy 

Look is mexican pillsberry dough boy or jayce

Mexican Jelly Beans 

Bullets shot into the air at a Mexican party or festival
It was raining Mexican jelly beans last night, three cows were killed and I need a new roof now

Mexican Elbow 

The act in which a person places their penis & scrotum in the nook between someones forearm/bicep. The fleshy package is clamped down on like a Nile crocodile snatching a gazel from the Zambezi river. Once in this vice like grip, the victims member is doused with Tabasco sauce, at which point you elbow drop to the floor pulling your vicitm down to the ground via their blistering ball sack.
If you approach me naked from behind prepare for the Mexican Elbow