mexican striptease

When you get so drunk you black out and wake up missing clothes

Last night I pulled a Mexican striptease and have no idea what happened to my pants.

by Joltage March 28, 2016

Mexican Delight

Where you go into a bathroom and take a massive shit. Then, you stand up and itch your old, flakey skin on your asscrack, witnessing ass skin fall down into the monster dookie you took. Then get a kitchen spoon and start mixing the ass skin and shit together, producing a milky like substance. Quickly jack off into the toilet, and let out a loud moan as you ejaculate into the fucking substance. Mix it again with a spoon, and then dump it into a small bowl. Give it to your pet hamster, and make it eat that dog log. Then, poke a hole through its ass and all the corn massacre substance will come flowing out. If you don't see the following you didn't do this right, and will have to start all over, taking a massive, painful lawn sausage again:

Dried cum
Torn up ass skin
Dookie pieces
Whatever the hamster had that day. (Feed it Mexican food for the best results.)

Hamster guts

If you did it right, the substance will look like heaven on a plate, and you'll most likely drink it. This beverage, is known to some as Mexican Delight

Billy: Hey Johnny, i'm thirsty. What do ya got?

Johnny: I got some Mexican Delight in the freezer! Made a fresh batch earlier today!

by Dark Souls Sucka December 6, 2012

Mexican Salsa

A mexican salsa is a variation of a cleveland steamer, but delivered in a much more liquid manner. The name is obtained both by the resemblance to, and the food needing to be consumed, to produce the mexican salsa.

You hear about Bill? He went to surprise his girlfriend by waking her up with a cleveland steamer, but he was out all night drinking and eating taco bell so it was more of a mexican salsa

by chadsexington November 13, 2012

Not a Real Mexican

A "Not a Real Mexican" Is a Mexican that embraces their heritage and speaks Spanish but was not born in Mexico.

that person isn't a real Mexican he is a not a real mexican

by JOhnnnny apple May 29, 2018

Mexican Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

"Yo' Holmes, let's go get some Taco Bell and the give eachother Mexican Bowties for desert"

"Yo' essay, that be fucked up"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad November 1, 2006

mexican buffet

A term commonly used buy mullet wearing, dickbag construction workers to describe a Porta-John and it's contents.

Hey, Rocco hold my hammer while I go and use the Mexican Buffet. That pimento cheese sandwich gave me the shits.

by Jupiter SacKFace February 6, 2010

Mexican Cooler

A plastic Walmart or grocery bag filled with beer and ice. Tie the ends together.

I did not have my cooler for the tailgate, so I made a quick Mexican cooler.

by dudinsk August 17, 2009