stump jumping music

generaly a term used by old people to refer to new age music thats past there era such as hip hop, rap, techno, and anything else that has a fast eletronic beat
you kids and your damn "stump jumping music" is irritating.
by KAPTAIN CAVEMAN October 03, 2011
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Jump Hatter

One who resorts to jumping on his hat when times are rough.
Aw, man, my wife's such a Jump Hatter
by Schulp March 25, 2009
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Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.
Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate
by Archibald Findri April 26, 2018
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Nut Jumps

Another way of saying "Blue Balls".

When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.

Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.
Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!
by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020
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Jump snot

Jump snot: Jumping and aiming to shoot your mucus into a target.
After trying hard to make a bucket. I landed an elbow to his face. No bucket but made the “jump snot
What’s that on your face? Mucus
by Bigbirddebelen May 24, 2022
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Jump hump

Wanna help my jump hump this girl I met at Institute.
by Exmormonnick May 08, 2022
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