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Julian Joseph

A fucking absolute psychopath. The most ruthless son of a bitch you'll ever meet. Hope you like arguing over who gets the last word. Julian Joseph is the type of friend to say he has plans already even though they guy has nothing going on. He is also the type of dude to say he has a 9 inch wiener, when we all know its pushing 3 inches. He has a tendency to watch gay porn as well. One day I walked in on him jacking off, but really he was using a monster dildo shoved 15 inches up his ass. Julian Joseph is the type of dudes to think he is the alpha male but deep down he already knows who his daddy is. I hope and pray no one has to put up with a Julian Joseph, if so good luck to you soldier. He is also the one friend in the friend group when they say ,"well fellas, we lost a good one today" Honestly, being a Julian Joseph might be the worst human being on this planet. If you see one out in the wild, RUN!!!! FUCK YOU, Julian Joseph, FUCK YOU! Although sometimes the man has a heart <3
"Have you heard of Julian Joseph?"
"Yeah, that guy. He's clinically insane"
by RyanKeith December 11, 2023
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Joseph

Joseph is the man.He is one with the boys.This man is walking cancer and has a deep bum hole.One time he knocked out a girl by wacking her with his dick
Man Joseph is some bloke
by DabLikeWinston January 6, 2019
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Joseph

A really amazing guy. Loves family, friends and especially the women/ lady he loves. He is very funny and makes everyone around him laugh. He is a very handsome, sexy and cute man, and you should be very grateful and lucky to have one. Joseph is very passionate about things he loves such as video games, sports, and the girl he loves. Joseph usually has brown hair and brown eyes, or blonde hair and blue eyes.
DAMNNNN. He is so sexyyyyy!!”
“Girl, that must be a Joseph
“So fineeee!”
by 16Joela19 December 22, 2018
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the act of reading a Pokemon handbook
i was josephing last night
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married to bear. sexiest human alive with the most swag ever. packing a punisher.
joseph has hella swag
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Joseph's are typically the kindest and sweetest people you will ever come across. Being able to feel their warmth whether it be from their touch, smile or jokes is special beyond all doubts. They make the best partners for their patience and understanding. Often having a goofy mood with a playful side you can't help but roll your eyes then smile at a Joseph is the epitome of bestest boi. Whether he is gay, straight, bi or any other variation he will be the best partner you can find. A great kisser, love making skills that could make your toes curl and a heart so big you'd need lube to fit his love.
"No guys I don't think you understand, I think he's the one."
"how can you tell?"
"he's a Joseph
by 2LesbianPenguinsAndAHat April 15, 2024
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