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Crack Johnny

If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head
by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020
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Fuckin johnny

A blue eyed, kind on the inside, dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but sports the cutest most innocent face. ( he's rarely innocent) He can't grow hair to save his life. He's a great dad, even to kids that aren't his. He gets carded buying alcohol cuz of his baby face. He thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable and you have a hard time hating him or staying mad at him. His girlfriend usually drives a jacked up truck. She's super pretty and super easy going. He passes people off being a dumbest and that's how he was deemed "fuckin Johnny"
Omg he did that? Not surprised. Fuckin johnny!!
by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021
mugGet the Fuckin johnnymug.

John Johnny

A way of representing the idea that two different things or concepts are essentially the same, despite minor differences. It's often used humorously to downplay differences that might be seen as trivial or inconsequential.

Origin: Coined by a Greek malaka in London
Kostas: Let's nip it in the butt.
Joseph: You mean "nip it in the bud"?
Kostas: John Johnny! 😅
by Vociferous Vandal June 14, 2024
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pulling a johnny

When there's no seats in the classroom left so you just stand outside.
Billy: "where'd he go?"
Jimmy :"he's pulling a johnny"
Billy :"oh ok"
by billymayonnaise October 22, 2015
mugGet the pulling a johnnymug.

Johnny-Cum-Lately

A person who has recently jumped on the bandwagon of jerking off to a particular type of pornography. Derived from a copypasta revolving around size-porn.

Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
by ButOneOfMyManyFaces February 12, 2025
mugGet the Johnny-Cum-Latelymug.

Johnny Rotten

An absolute Mad Lad, the lead singer of the fantastic punk rock band The Sex Pistols, an anarchist,he believes that you shouldn't care what people think about you, because you're not doing it for them.
Me: Have you ever heard of Johnny Rotten?
You:Hell yeah!
by The real Sid Vicious November 29, 2019
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Johnnies

Person 1: "You using Johnnies, are ya?"
Person 2: "Ay,"
by Smol_Baain August 23, 2022
mugGet the Johnniesmug.

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