John-Jerk

When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.
John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.
by JaneGordon.com April 04, 2023
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john bendot

Some fucking tidy boy
He's the one lad everyone wants to shag.
He'd get fucking rattled. Man, woman who fucking cares it's John bendot
John Bendot is fucking tidy.
10/10 would shag again.
by John Bendot lover 12 February 19, 2016
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John Beanigga

Have you ever heard of Jesus, well he’s second this man. All the children are his.
All of the kids love seeing John Beanigga
by Antione Du Vert October 20, 2020
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Getting johned

Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth
Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.
by Johner9000 November 28, 2021
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John Calvin

John Calvin was a French writer, theologian and reformer in Geneva during the Protestant Reformation.
Born in July 10, 1509 and Died in May 27, 1564

Education: University of Bourges, University of Orléans, Collège de Montaigu, University of Paris, Collège de la Marche

John Calvin was best known for being a major leader of the Protestant Reformation and the creation of "Calvinism"

Some Quotes:
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.

All the blessings we enjoy are Divine deposits, committed to our trust on this condition, that they should be dispensed for the benefit of our neighbors.

The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul.
I heard John Calvin wrote a book called Institutes of the Christian Religion.
by NotCalvinLin September 06, 2019
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John Ringer

Similar to a Bellwether, a John Ringer refers to a leading indicator of some sort of change, similar to "canary in a coal mine". Unknown origin, has been used as a common phrase in corporate conference call settings at least going back to the late 90's.
As you can see here on this chart, the strong sales numbers act as a great John Ringer indicating healthy growth.
by hackysackman February 18, 2021
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john parker

the guy who decided to search up his own full name
Reading this out loud “John Parker, the guy who decided to search up his own full name
by Anonymous.2 August 27, 2018
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