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DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday…. I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.
by Lingtora August 13, 2024
mugGet the DodecaHE-Jerkmug.

e-jerk off

What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings
dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"
by vand3l October 11, 2008
mugGet the e-jerk offmug.

Jerking A Jimmy

jerking a jimmy is similar to pulling ones leg
Ben: I just got done Jerking a Jimmy
by jimmyjerker July 19, 2020
mugGet the Jerking A Jimmymug.

Jerk off

Something men and even women (mainly middle/high schoolers and even young adults) do when they’re sad, lonely, horny af, or just want to feed the geese.
by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023
mugGet the Jerk offmug.

schrodingers jerk session

def

When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024
mugGet the schrodingers jerk sessionmug.

Jerk a jiz

I am so horny I bet I could jerk a jiz in 10 seconds.
by Ndnzfan January 25, 2018
mugGet the Jerk a jizmug.

Troinoi jerk

Spilling troinoi all over your dick and having a girl sip it up
Yesterday i didn’t have any lubrifiant left, so i spilled some troinoi on my dick and my girlfriend gave me a troinoi jerk
by Lil Uaz November 21, 2020
mugGet the Troinoi jerkmug.

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