by Shlumped out September 1, 2021

A skroingle baby (noun.) is formally used to describe the most evil a person can be. Skroingle babies use all their free time to plot revenge on enemies, people who have offended them. One day, all skroingle babies will take over the world. Skroingle babies are born evil, many spend their free time in octopus costumes at strip clubs. If you are not sure if they are a Skroingle baby or not, look for how they interact, Skroingle babies tend to use phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. If you see a skroingle baby in plain sight, do not interact, they can use anything against you. Beware, they are creeping, and lurking at times you will least expect it.
Skroingle baby : “What up dawg”
Non skroingle : “Are you a Skroingle baby or something?”
Skroingle baby : *Starts plotting revenge*
Non skroingle : “Are you a Skroingle baby or something?”
Skroingle baby : *Starts plotting revenge*
by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022

"I realized my mistake when I didn't pull out and she hit me with the Baby Blaster."; "Equally sexy, I can suck water from the bath with my vagina then lift it out and shoot water out of it like a pistol! Pew pew! BABY BLASTER"
by Garbage-Person-CockMcJock September 25, 2019

The phenomenon that occurs after one has consumed a large portion of shepherds pie, to the extent of abdominal bloating and distention that resembles pregnancy.
I ate so much of this delicious shepherds pie that I seem to have a "shepherds baby!" (Subject rubs protruding tummy)
by laceyfleece December 27, 2011

The outer lips of female genitalia which are relatively small and charming when visible through relatively tight clothing.
by T$Money$ January 25, 2019

by Ucanthankmel8r December 30, 2018

by Shortyish January 5, 2021
