muffin fighter

A professional boxer who's only purpose is to become a KO victim. One with no skills and looks the part.

John Ruiz was beaten by at least 10 muffin fighters in the last few years and he actually holds a heavyweight championship belt!

by Lyle Richard August 13, 2005

Muffin Waist

What happens when a fat person if wearing a shirt that is to small for them.

Like how muffins overflow their case and flop over the side, the person's fat flops over the top of their trousers to create a muffin-like appearance.

Person 1: She bent over and the fat was drooping like a muffin!

Person 2: Eww! Muffin Waist!

by Kellan Fisher September 30, 2009

Tit Muffin

A term of endearment

You are my tit muffin

by wjp22892 May 2, 2008

road muffin

1. When you are stuck in traffic and you take a shit in a cup and stash it under your seat.

2. A ho you bring on a long road trip.

"Damn i left a road muffin in my car and now it smells like shit!"

"Jenny's my road muffin, she gave me head all the way to Denver."

by Gorman 1st floor May 16, 2008

cuck muffin

A right wing, conservative, or Nazi power bottom.

Richard Spencer is my cuck muffin.

by Whoevertypedthatbsup August 19, 2017

Breakfast Muffin

Woman on Woman Insult: A woman you don't like who is dating or has dated a man you are interested in. Conveys contempt tinged with jealousy.

JP1 saw Pete's Breakfast Muffin yesterday, she still can't figure out what was he thinking dating her!?

by City Pete January 31, 2006

Punk Muffin

a person who plays pranks and steals tv remotes

they are being punk muffins! they stole my tv remote

by punkmuff May 11, 2010