Platonic Ear Sex

That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.

Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."

by ICantWord December 7, 2016

Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 13, 2023

Ear Hickey

A hickey given on the ear typically hurts and isn’t very effective

Michael: Jess I’m going to give you and Charlea and ear hickey

Jess: ew fuck off

by THErealEARhickey June 11, 2018

eAr rAPe

Darios phone

"Yare Yare daze.......ear rape."
"If you don't go out with me, your gonna get ear raped if you know what I mean."

by Nilo Brando July 16, 2020

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by Adujasty343 July 16, 2025

Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

nuttella ears

someone that never washes his/her ears this is common around england and Australia

nuttella ears is an earwax head tranny

by ching wueeng howenfa February 10, 2017