Forever bed

A different term for coffin,

Comfort for a mother who has lost a child,

Isaac is now in his forever bed, forever sleeping

by Ashaboyle September 5, 2020

japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.

A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!

by holysanta July 17, 2025

puts to bed

deal with something conclusively.

"I hope that puts to bed all the nonsense"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

Bed or bag

Ultimatum on a night out where one member of the group is drunk and tired, expressing the need to either go home or buy cocaine to stay out

“We should probably drink up, we need to head to the club at 10”
“Bed or bag bed or bag”

by resilientpaper8 November 25, 2025

bed it and wed it

A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.

I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.

by Rynesdad May 16, 2018

Bed and brewski

The sacred end-of-day act of cracking open a beer and sliding into bed or the couch with zero plans except to unwind, zone out, and maybe fall asleep during a television show. Think of it as the nighttime sibling to wake and bake but with hops instead of haze.

Long day at work. Time for a little bed and brewski.

by PrincessSaturn July 16, 2025

trash bed cuddles

a cuddling session that takes place in a dirty motel bed where prostitutes may have fornicated

Dylan: "This is trash bed cuddles."
Andrew: "That's called motel room cuddles.. bleh"

by uwu master October 17, 2018