One horse pony

Someone who is probably smarter than Joe Biden

Joe Biden: Yes, yes, and yes. God love you man, you’re a one horse pony. Thank you!

by neverwrittenword December 23, 2020

hung like a horse

This term implies that a man has the endowment alike to that of a horse.Beyond 9". Seen as inhuman.

Stephen was hung 14 inches when erect and called himself the stallion king, he was therefore hung like a horse.

by Andre June 17, 2006

My kingdom for a horse.

A phrase expressing a strong desire or need for something relatively simple or inexpensive as compared to a kingdom, but at the present moment the item needed or wanted is invaluable. Any needed item can be substituted for 'a horse.'

"My kingdom for a horse."
"My kingdom for a BLANK."
"My kingdom for a roll of TP." (expressed while sitting in a bathroom stall without toilet paper.
"My kingdom for a gallon of gas."
"My kingdom for a bra that fits."

by Bahfelix June 8, 2009

Grass mud horse

Popular online term, Grass Mud Horse, which originally is a legendary beast and recently used as a political parody for the harmonious society.

There is a herd of Grass Mud Horses*
　　 In the wild and beautiful Ma Le Desert**
　　 They are lively and intelligent
　　 they are fun-loving and nimble
　　 They live freely in the Ma Le Desert
　　 They are courageous, tenacious, and overcome the difficult environment
　　
　　 Oh lying down Grass Mud Horse
　　 Oh running wild Grass Mud Horse
　　 They defeated river crabs*** in order to protect their grass land
　　 River crabs forever disappeared from Ma Le Desert

by Tonyjeans April 12, 2009

hung like a horse

used to describe someone with a huge penis

you are hung like a horse.

by -rinder May 24, 2002

One Horse Pony

You meant to say ONE HORSE SHOW, ONE TRICK PONY or ONE HORSE SALLY but your memory is failing you so you just make words up, like ONE HORSE PONY

Yes, Yes, Yes. God loves ya man, you're a one horse pony

by Natosuperman December 23, 2020

Horse Kim Kardashian

A nonsensical expression used to make people feel out of the loop/confused.

Bro you don't know Horse Kim Kardashian, are you new or something?

by StressTree December 12, 2022