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Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
by jakah February 26, 2020
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Hammer Nailed

Nailing something in life so hard, that you "Hammer Nailed" it. To do something so well, Jesus Christ comes down from the heavens golf clapping.
Jason's hammer nailed his joke about how Salmon waiting days to respond to the group chat, only to act like nothing ever happened.
by Pacingtons August 23, 2016
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hammer

Hammer also referred to as revolver or pistol 40 plus caliber used in sentence
"You know I always keep that hammer next to me" young MA OOOUUU
by call me mixed December 20, 2016
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Silk and Hammer

give it to her soft and hard and she will stay with you
I gave her that silk and hammer
by TurtleCrack September 21, 2022
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Owensboro Hammer

Slang used when talking about Owensboro native, Jayden Franklin, and his sexual experiences with his abnormally large penis.
Did you hear about the torta Jayden cracked? He definitely needed the Owensboro Hammer to fuck that fat bitch!
by Vincent LeQuec April 22, 2025
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Hammer Red Front

Hammer Red Front is Roblox group full of far right extremist and satanists that need to be stopped cuz they real bad
Hammer Red Front death to them all
by Xxjames September 24, 2025
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Hammer

Hammers are a working tool which is round or angular.
Hammers can be used for many things usually knocking things into other things or destroying something.
There are various hammers some used in war (War hammer, etc.) or for work (Sledge hammer, Claw hammer, etc.)

A Hammer is also used in Firearms it is used to strike the percussion/primer to ignite a propellant,
hence why it is sometimes used as slang for "Firearm".
(Common) Construction worker: Can you pass me that Claw Hammer ? I need it to drive in a Nail into this beam.

(Slang) Rapper: Disrespect and we back hammers
Lyric of Attempted 2.0 - AM
by Exless November 7, 2020
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