adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.
noun. Google-safety.
noun. Google-safety.
"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."
"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
by ryzander June 4, 2012
Get the Google-safemug. What was a failed attempt from Google to make a Facebook copy ended up creating the most hidden cult composed of idiots, but as of now is dead.
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by Crixz December 29, 2019
Get the Google plusmug. VR on the cheap, Unfortunately only 3DoF but a good deal, got mine for 9€ or about 10 US Dollars. Needs a smartphone with a Gyroscope, and may or may not have head straps
Mario: Yo dude I can do VR, and I only spent 9 euros!
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda
by HoloKolaMasterRace January 3, 2021
Get the Google Cardboardmug. hhfhf
by NoahA2010 September 16, 2025
Get the pee pee Google animationmug. Any one born in the era of Google whos parents turn to Google for answers about feeding, teething, illness, etc...
"Why does Emily think she is dying every time she has a headache?"
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."
by P.R.Moritz February 24, 2023
Get the Google Babiesmug. A slang term for 'Google Dock' commonly used when a person makes an apology/debunk of a recent and or current drama, usually used as if the response is absolute bullshit. Or just drawing attention to it. The origin of this meme is from twitter user: Milburry13. In which they call out an apology made by an artist. In this video, the classic 'chicken jockey' scene from: A Minecraft Movie, is dubbed with Garett saying: ''They wanna make an apology?'' and Steve responding: ''Google Dockey!'' the titular line. If you mention this meme; PLEASE include the video. Or don't. I couldn't care less.
''My apology'' -Controversialguy283 ''Google Dockey!'' -Respondergal981
by Deltarune Tomorrow. May 18, 2025
Get the Google Dockeymug. The google bitchapottamus is a chat personality that gives google searches a voice...the only thing is, a google bitchapottumus is SUCH a smartass, she doesn't have to google it.
by paige111902 November 12, 2012
Get the Google Bitchapottamusmug.