Gainer hater

A person who sneers at the gym and those who attend it.

Man 1: I've just been for a massive gym session so I need some protein.
Man 2: *rolls eyes* you are so sad.
Man 1: you're such a gainer hater

by BruceyB28 September 16, 2016

gamer brah

A gamer brah is someone who plays exactly two types of video games: completely brain-dead shooters, and games with tons of tits. They almost always suck at both, but insist that their problems are not due to their terrible gaming skills, but are instead only because of the "fucking newbfags" they are playing with. They feed more kills than the rest of the team combined, and then tend to yell into the mic or post in all caps in chat, just to let everyone know that they're actually super good at games and it's the team's fault for losing. They also frequently post long rants online about all the successful people who are supposably ruining gaming, even though they're almost as fake as gamer girls.

Gamer brahs almost never have girlfriends. Most of the time, they got into gaming super late, and only because people online were saying it was cool.

If you ever hear someone online whining about how the MOBA champs don't have enough cleavage, or bitching about not being able to no scope in TF2, chances are that they're a gamer brah.

"Man, we had shitty-ass jungler that last game: 0-15-2, and he wouldn't shut up in all chat."
"What an ass. Probably only plays the game for the girl champs."
"Fucking gamer brahs."

by LizardWizard1 June 21, 2016

gamer brah

What Kylo Ren would be if he played video games.

"Fucking hell! That whiny bitch just lost us the game, and HE's the one who's getting all salty!"
"Must be a gamer brah..."

by LizardWizard1 June 21, 2016

gamer brah

An asshole who thinks they're good at video games, and in reality, is just salty as fuck about everything. Makes long, obnoxious rants about how developers are "killing the video game industry", and judges games based on how many tits are in them, not what the gameplay is like.

"Man, I love LoL, but I 'm fucking sick of all the gamer brahs."
"Just mute all chat next time."

by LizardWizard1 June 14, 2016

gamer patina

The caked up mixture of dead skin, nacho cheese Dorito dust, dried up Mountain Dew, and/or other fluids/material. Commonly found on mechanical keyboards and gaming mice.

How am I supposed to 360 no-scope noobs with all this gamer patina.

Hey, how do you clean gamer patina. I can't do any sick combos.

by PastelBurrito June 26, 2016

Gamer groupie

People who start playing a new video game or online game to fit in because everyone else is playing it. gamer, groupie, online game, video game, social media, facebook, twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, pokemon go, Kim Kardasian, Kim Kardashian Hollywood, millenials

I see all of these gamer groupies playing the new Pokemon Go while walking down the street. They run into other people walking by and even walk into trees because they are so absorbed with the game.

by joecoolthefool July 13, 2016

Gamer ass

The shape and size of young American men's asses from sitting on the couch eating Cheetos and playing video games all of their life. A sad state of affairs.

Not a bad looking guy, but he's got gamer ass.

by onetrikpony August 15, 2016