Fake non-dick

Person who is a dick but pretends not to be one

Harvey Weinstein, Tom Ashbrook and the guy from Minnesota are fake non-dicks.

by jlb0576 January 6, 2018

Fake Original

A Fake Original is someone who appears to be Original and New to a bunch of naive people. But among people of their own kind, they are a dime a dozen. The difference between a Pretender Spender is, the Pretender Spender does not have money or credibility to begin with. The Fake Original is only original among suckers.

Youtube Fake Originals stunt on naive teenagers with Rolls Royces, Lambos and Private Jets. But, in the actual Millionaire world, they are tiny tryhards as everyone who is actually Wealthy owns these vehicles and can actually afford them.

by crdr12 May 3, 2018

Fake ass beaner

when your Mexican friend act fake asab because you didn't take him to planet fitness because his bum ass couldn't go himself.

Owens a fake ass beaner, He went to the corner store without me like a little hoe.

by Romelius Stepbackski February 3, 2018

Fake Cheated

When you go out of your way to make your significant other, or a group of peers believe that you cheated on, or with someone.

Person 1-"I heard you and Person 5 got it on last night, aren't you with Person 4?
Person 2-"Nah, nothing happened I was just trying to make Person 4 jealous, so I called up Person 5 and made sure he was cool with it and we just gonna act like we did something"
Person 1-"so you fake cheated?"
Person 2-"yeah basically"

by RageQuitHunter May 6, 2018

Fake

Scientology

Person 1: what is the fakest thing somebody ever said that people actually believed?
Person 2: That Scientology was real

by 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 May 21, 2018

Fake Wilding

Wilding out for no reason and looking dumb while you're doing it. This word is usually for women that are either crazy, dumb, dumb as hell or loud as hell.

Was you just fake wilding.

by Fake Wilding May 25, 2018

fake ass robot bitch

a person whose dick deserves to be bitten

You're such a fake ass robot bitch, keep your dick safe

by iwillbiteyourdikk May 29, 2018