Fat Lazy

This is when a person is not fat, but acts as lazy as a fat person would.

LOL, look at that man. He is such a fat lazy person.

LOL, that person needs two people to help him get up. He is so fat lazy.

Fat Lazy by Cschermes May 13, 2009

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Fat hog

Pronounced fat hog
Noun
Definition: A mans dick is so huge it resembles a fat hog when erect

My dick is so big it looks like a fat hog . Your dick is too small to be a fat hogs

“Becky unzipped johns pants to find he had a fat hog of a penis. So fat that it couldn’t fit inside her”

“John only wears jeans because he has a fat hog that can’t be controlled by his shorts”

Fat hog by I have the fattest hog June 4, 2018

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Fat • fat ass • father • Fatima • fatherless • Fatty • Fatneek • fat fuck • fat-e • fathead

Fat Chode

The biggest and baddest of chode's comes with the monstrosity that is a "fat chode." It can be easily defined as a big boi or as we like to call it in New Jersey the devil's torch... it's your penis but like big 'round the middle, and it is (and will never be) a real word, but through the power of the internet you are reading this.

"Dude... Jeremy used his fat chode the sex scene in The Brave Little Toaster."
"Why did the moon landing have to have an american flag and not an acrylic statue of a FAT CHODE?"

Fat Chode by Nick Gus July 28, 2018

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Fat Phoebe Party

A type of party derived from the book Private by Kate Brian. A fat phoebe party is a party thrown by a friend for a friend when they are depressed. In this girls only party, chocolates, sweets, and champagne will be consumed.

Friend 1: My boyfriend broke up with me!
Friend 2: What? That JERK! It's okay, we can throw a fat phoebe party. Get out the cake and champagne, and spill girl, you have lots to talk about.

Fat Phoebe Party by cakecookiescream June 29, 2010

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fat cat

A plump, juicy vagina

Julie has a fat cat

fat cat by dasmol February 13, 2004

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Fat People

Fat people are those guys you see on talks shows who are so fat that they can not get out of bed, but just keep eating fried chicken anyway.

Holy Crap! Those fat people can't even get out of bed, but they still ate a whole bucket of KFC! Damn they are fat asses!

Fat People by Vanamee October 5, 2006

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Fat Bitch

Some stupid tart who eats more then she shits.
And 'licks out' packets of crisps for breakfast.
Oh and of course they drink Diet Coke....why?!?!

Alison

Fat Bitch by Nathan M July 31, 2003

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