caffeination failure

When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.

After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.

by miss gradenko June 22, 2011

fucking failure

yoshmer isaiah wiggins

1. yea, he’s a fucking failure. 2. what a fucking failure

by blackguy September 22, 2021

failernetz

Used by people who use 'meme' (Pronounced ME-ME) Means a person's internet fails at being awesome. Most likely a mac. :D Or a another type of computer without DSL or cable. Vice Versa.

Prince Prodigy101: Dude, Ya know ryan? His internet is messed up!!! IT CAN'T GO ON INTERNET EXPLORER!

LemonSonic: LMAO!! FAILERNETZ!!! =D

by Sir Awesome November 3, 2007

Fail Buns

Buns that are inadequate in comparisson to others.

Key ingredient to the much loved lolburger.

1. "man, did you just see him get pwned?? rolf, he has fail buns"

2. "what are these fail buns doing here? They belong in a lolburger"

by jkrvnjkmnv September 7, 2009

fail anthem

The fail anthem is Imogen Heap's "Hide and Seek" clip that plays when people are shot or other bad things happen. The more fails, the more the fail anthem repeats and the more failarious it is.

fail anthem:
"mmm, wacha say, that you only meant well-
mmm, wacha say, that you-
mmm, wach-
mm-
mm-
mm-
mmm, etc"

by fail warior September 18, 2009

faile

(slang) describes a failure so bad that the pupil cannot be helped

Jenny: " It takes 27 months to have triplets "
Ben: "You are a faile"

by Jumogu September 28, 2015

Mortality Fail

When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.

See fail for further definement.

Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.

by hazgirl22 February 5, 2008