Dan’s Depression

When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.

I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.

by JRdanbury February 18, 2019

Fillie Depression

Getting sad seeing Millie Bobby Brown and Finn Wolfhard’s pictures

I’m on a Fillie Depression, I can’t help it

by fillie.aep August 31, 2018

Diet depression

When you’re sad all the time but not depressed. Like if you’re having a bad week

Yeah I’ve had some diet depression lately

by Cyclopspanda October 2, 2018

Medical Depression

a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.

My doctor calmed I might have medical depression.

by Rebelaxe May 15, 2018

depression

Depression. Possibly the worst feeling ever. Above you, there is a cloud full of rain. You are isolated from everyone else. You feel as if there is something going on that everyone except you are part of. Depression is something that messes you up, it takes full control of you and you have to deal with it. It is the feeling of sadness, neglection, and rejection. It will cause you to do crazy things, like cutting yourself. It will make you feel numb. It is a scary place that no one should be able to go to. Depression feels like you are on a staircase about to go up and are so confused. There are different pathways everywhere, and you are lost. You are forever trapped in the never-ending staircase. Depression is something that should not exist, but unfortunately, it does. You feel as if no one knows what you are going through.

there is no need for a sentence for the word depression.

by rip vine May 18, 2018

“Depressed Cows”

literally the best boi who is shy af tho

“Depressed cows” is soo nice ;w;

by InkyKinky May 24, 2018

Depression

A mental condition that many people have. Some with it joke about it, some that don’t actually have it joke about it too. It’s also an emotion, as well. Depression is just another word for sadness.

I hAVe criPpLinG depression

Are you a sleep-deprived necrophobe? Well, guess what!? They say death is an eternal sleep, so don’t be afraid anymore and jump off a building! ~ something a depressed emo might say.

by Just Some Fucking Lettuce May 26, 2018