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Dan

Dan is the most beautiful guy on this earth. He is super rich, very funny and good kisser. Every girls dream is to have a Dan in their life. Perfect couple is D+I❤️
dan is my life
by CalebMark November 22, 2021
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dan

aye pimpin man named dan
cause dan have all the ladys looking at him
by dannny boy23 October 18, 2019
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Shake my Dan

See 'Shake my head', or 'smh'; When one would witness or take part in an embarrassing situation where instead of shaking one's head, one would instead say "Shake my Dan" or "smd" due to Dan being a goddamn moron.
Wtf, they have 3 krakens and a laggy e-liter? "Shake my Dan.."
Dan: "I'm in the VC y'know."
by pastecat January 3, 2017
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Dan and Miko

"MIKO. MY MAN."
"DAN. MY MAN."
*Dan and Miko do their secret bro handshake*
🤝
by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023
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Dan and Nick

2 sexy mo-fuckas that always turns the fuck up 24/7
Dan and Nick just got there dicks sucked.
by Crouchy November 7, 2018
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Dan Klim

Kid failing to pass 6 form who steals toy cars off kids.
Dan klim has completely wasted my time and cannot be trusted!
by UncleSteven February 14, 2019
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Dan Schneider

A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks

he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality

he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.
Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.

Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.
by LordWeathermort December 14, 2024
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