crispy cream

Someone who stands up for nothing or anyone (wussy) they talk shit, but when it comes down to doing something about it they turn into a crispy cream dougnut - all sugary sweet and plyable under pressure.

John was a crispy cream when he was asked his opinion on a subject.

by CRISPY CREAM HATER November 7, 2007

Ice Cream

therapy

every girl in the world knows what i mean when i say ice cream means therapy

by Shayeheartsu615 July 23, 2011

Vaginal Creamist

Dan Krusch's created word. A vaginal creamist means to be someone who is of creaming of the vagina. Usually you can use it in any conversation or to look like a complete dumb ass.
I love apples.

Max Bagon and Joey Heiney are vaginal creamists. Shoopie

by Dan Krusch October 17, 2004

Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie

The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.

"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"

by Japetto's Workshop December 9, 2008

Cream of Mushroom Soup

When a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.

Sandy, I got cream of mushroom souped last night!

by Lindsdawg February 21, 2010

fag cream

an ointment that helps to keep the amount of gayness of a person from showing in public

Good thing steve has his fag cream on. Otherwise we wouldn't be seen with him.

by jam session September 1, 2009

Hobo Ice Cream

Ice cream sold by a hobo. Sold in a variety of flavors such as stained shirt, used napkin, cardboard box, and wet newspaper.

Hobo: Hey, do you want any hobo ice cream?
Person: Oh yeah! Do you have used napkin?

by HoboEXPLOSION! May 17, 2011