anus cheese

when a cow's utter spills milk inside your anus and you got butter all up in your butthole and you proceed to shake around, creating anus cheese.

Dude, a cow just spilled milk in my anus and i sat on a stick of butter. Im going to create anus cheese! who wants a sandwich?

by hottiepants20000 March 7, 2010

porono cheese

A special cheese that tastes amazing on your nachos and sandwiches. It's like porno cheese, but with an extra OooOoo.

Person 1: "Would you like some porono cheese on top?"
Person 2: "Why yes, I would like some porono cheese melted on my nachos!"

by petyourcat July 7, 2011

beaver cheese

A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection. Very stinky and horrible tasting.

I went down on this bitch and she had all this fucking beaver cheese, so I got the hell outta there!

by Fernando January 17, 2004

cut the cheese

To Fart;Let out gas
instead of saying so imporperly "did you fart?" yo ask "did u cut the cheese"

"Hey Charles did you cut the cheese cause it smells like &%$@"

by Yossi A October 12, 2005

gunt cheese

That cheesy substance that forms under the gunt, also known as gunt butter, gunt cheese is a highly valued substance whose curative properties are potentially revolutionary, however no research has actually gone into it.

"Hey, how much for that gunt cheese?"

by eebnupasplee July 3, 2007

Girl Cheese

Girl cheese is not to be mistaken for GRILLED cheese, a delicious treat made by placing a slice of cheese between two slices of bread and grilling.
That being said, Girl Cheese refers to the build-up of vaginal secretions in a girl's panties; this occurs if a pair of panties has been worn for more than two days in a row. After three, the stench becomes noticeable. After 5, the odor becomes unbearable and the lining of the underwear is white and stiff.

Girl Cheese can also be used as a nickname for pretty much any STD a female can have on/in her genitalia.

Dude, she may be hot but she's a whore. I heard she has a major case of Girl Cheese.

by Very Cool Story June 18, 2010

Dirty Cheese

meeting someone in a videogame at a Sonoco then having them make love to your father while taping it. Painful.

I will go Dirty Cheese with my friend.

by Jojo ja jumpa June 18, 2008