Also known as Lonely Vehicle Syndrome, it is a disease affecting drivers of all makes and models. Persons afflicted with this disease can be identified by the following symptom. Despite having their pick of any spot in the entire parking lot, they will pull into the spot right next to your car. The doors of their vehicle are then thrown open with wild abandon, colliding with your car, leaving a fantastic dent.
Even parking your car closer to the back of the parking lot won't be enough to dissuade some infected individuals. The urge to have their vehicle spoon with another can be too strong to overcome. A person so afflicted will ignore the lure of closer, more favourable parking spots, just to park parallel with someone else.
The effects of this disease can be extremely devastating when the individual is a driver of a large SUV or 2 door vehicle packed full of hyper active children.
Even parking your car closer to the back of the parking lot won't be enough to dissuade some infected individuals. The urge to have their vehicle spoon with another can be too strong to overcome. A person so afflicted will ignore the lure of closer, more favourable parking spots, just to park parallel with someone else.
The effects of this disease can be extremely devastating when the individual is a driver of a large SUV or 2 door vehicle packed full of hyper active children.
You wouldn't take the urinal right next another guy, when there are 2 open spots to either side of him. You wouldn't sit right beside another person in a movie theatre, if the rest of the row was empty.
So why do you feel obligated to park RIGHT beside my truck in an otherwise empty parking lot?! Lonely Car Syndrome. That's why.
So why do you feel obligated to park RIGHT beside my truck in an otherwise empty parking lot?! Lonely Car Syndrome. That's why.
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(Setting: Spider-Man is on a Bus fighting villains whom the leader of which is driving said bus into oncoming traffic.)
Spider-Man: “OH, NO! THAT VOLKS-WAGON- - !
(The perspective then shifts to the couple in the car whom have never been mentioned neither will it ever again.)
Car: Screech!
Woman In Car: “MOVE THE CAR GEORGE.”
George: “I-I can’t- -the batery’s DEAD- -!”
Woman: “George - - MOVE THE CAR.”
George: “I just TOLD you- -the- the battery- -”
Woman: “SHUTTUP AND MOVE THE CAR!”
(Bus hits Car which then gets flipped.)
Woman and George: “YAAAAHHH!”
Car (which is spinning on the pavement right side up making the sound.): SWOOT SWOOT SWOOT
(The couple are now upside in their car.”
Woman: “I told you to move the car, George.”
(The story then switches perspective back as if nothing had happened back to Spider-Man on the bus.)
Spider-Man: “OH, NO! THAT VOLKS-WAGON- - !
(The perspective then shifts to the couple in the car whom have never been mentioned neither will it ever again.)
Car: Screech!
Woman In Car: “MOVE THE CAR GEORGE.”
George: “I-I can’t- -the batery’s DEAD- -!”
Woman: “George - - MOVE THE CAR.”
George: “I just TOLD you- -the- the battery- -”
Woman: “SHUTTUP AND MOVE THE CAR!”
(Bus hits Car which then gets flipped.)
Woman and George: “YAAAAHHH!”
Car (which is spinning on the pavement right side up making the sound.): SWOOT SWOOT SWOOT
(The couple are now upside in their car.”
Woman: “I told you to move the car, George.”
(The story then switches perspective back as if nothing had happened back to Spider-Man on the bus.)
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