Boyfriend

Something that you don't have (sorry to the people who actually do)

I love my boyfriend

I have a boyfriend, unlike you

by Burritocat21 April 24, 2019

Boyfriend

A lot of girls use this as useless objects that don't matter to them. Sometimes this is very stupid and does dumb things. Others use this as a living stuffed animal. And others use this when they're lonely.

Thot: I love my boyfriend!
Intellectual: No you don't you're just using him.

by breannabanana July 23, 2019

boyfriend bubble

When you get a boyfriend, become completely infatuated with him, and forget your other friends. Your boyfriend then becomes your only friend because you only ever hang out with him.

After Katie started dating Mark, she got sucked in the boyfriend bubble and lost all her friends.

by Amanda banana March 10, 2013

Boffinized

taking something that is clinically dead and bringing it back to life, much like a zombie, through a process mastered by teh boffins.

Even though Hulk Hogan died in 2004, because he was quickly boffinized, he has been able to rassle and even do a reality TV show based on his "life".

by AL-ODB September 17, 2005

bofffed

to be stupid as shit in theology class, when doing math homework

joey bofffed big when he thought 4x7= 35...

by abby palmerton September 18, 2006

BOBFFL

pronounced "bobiffel", stands for Brother Of Best Friend For Life =). basically your adopted brother, you love him like he really is related to you...which means he sometimes annoys you like he really is related to you

hey BOBFFL, whats up?

by Acacia Mastre August 4, 2009

boyfey

another word for boyfriend.

it's so gay of him to keep touching my boyfey.

by Ellileen October 23, 2009