X-Box

An extremely solid object whose use and purpose is quite undefined yet.

#1: Dude, you heard that story about a guy who shot at an X-Box with a gun and the X-box didn't even get a scratch?
#2: Cool. Now I know what mine's gonne be used for.

by Guigui January 22, 2004

BOX

(v.t.)to ignore an incoming cellphone call by pressing the button marked with a square or box on certain cellphones

Suzanne was sick of dealing with phone calls from Leon, so she just boxed him every time he rang.

by Snuppy Rules August 30, 2005

Box Cars

To smoke massive ammounts of marijuana in multiple cars with the windows up and doors closed.

I do say Henry those cars in that unlit parking lot over yonder do appear to be box cars!

by Bradalicious September 2, 2005

piss box

when you buy some cheap chinese piece of shit product and the box smells like urine

bob: yo let's see that new laser you got from the import website
ted: I don't want to touch it. the box it came in smells like pee.
bob: you just got a piss box.

by masteroffire March 20, 2013

Gay Box

When a human being displays tendencies similar to how a box with pictures of an interracial man on man orgy would (if it was granted life via gypsy tears, or covered in semen and struck by lightning)

"Is Lamont gyrating his tally whacker whilst gazing longingly into the horizon? What a Gay Box!"

by Gord Mclitteman December 15, 2011

Box of shame

A box a person uses to put guilty things in such as porn, weed, or things they're trying to forget but can't yet throw out. Also a place for emergency things such as condoms, lube, etc.

I was looking for a lighter in my brother's room and found his box of shame. He's put pictures of his ex-girlfriend in there.

by realityye July 16, 2011

Boom Box

An amazingly well-crafted vagina. Of the highest craftsmanship; slippery without being greasy or sloppy, but not cherry-poppin' tight. The essence of the perfectly drawn free-hand circle, everlasting nirvana, and the majority of the songs the Beatles wrote, all rolled up into one sweet burrito.

That girl's boom box is irresistable; it was made for my sauce.

by Brendan Butler May 4, 2006