Man boobs is when the man is just so fat, you can make out two titty shape on his chest. This is extremely common throughout the US, where recent statistics shows that a shocking 98% of US male (ranging from fetus to corpse, only in the US of course) actually have man boobs.
The term given, by a recent scholar, is "moobs".
Moobs cannot be cured, as it is in all American male's gene to be fat and ridiculous, I am sorry, I cannot help you.
Scientist have speculated that in the future, because so many man in the US have moobs, 98% of the male offspring will be transformed into half male half female, fat, ugly, but with huge titties.
The term given, by a recent scholar, is "moobs".
Moobs cannot be cured, as it is in all American male's gene to be fat and ridiculous, I am sorry, I cannot help you.
Scientist have speculated that in the future, because so many man in the US have moobs, 98% of the male offspring will be transformed into half male half female, fat, ugly, but with huge titties.
1: BLAH BLAH BLAH.....
2: WHOA! You got Man Boobs? Mooooobs.....
1: Really? Wow, I'm only 6 : )
2: Puberty is awesome.
The example shown, also includes the example of a retarded American, who cannot determine the difference between growing moobs and reaching puberty.
2: WHOA! You got Man Boobs? Mooooobs.....
1: Really? Wow, I'm only 6 : )
2: Puberty is awesome.
The example shown, also includes the example of a retarded American, who cannot determine the difference between growing moobs and reaching puberty.
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Dude 1 : Woah, look at these boobs !
Dude 2 : Yeah, I knew that girl in college, she has a big boob rate.
Dude 2 : Yeah, I knew that girl in college, she has a big boob rate.
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My brother-in-law calls my wife "carrot boobs" because her breasts intermittenly poke out like nubby carrots. I hate that douche canoe.
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Yep, happens to the best of us.
Really?!
I really need some boobs.
Were both addicted.
Yup.
Yep, happens to the best of us.
Really?!
I really need some boobs.
Were both addicted.
Yup.
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