mud on the beach

You arrive on site for a 12 hr shift and shit right away getting a greasy ass rest of day a real day ruiner just like mud on a beach

I've got mud on the beach now, so glad I shit beginning of shift only 12 hrs till I can shower

by Kittenwagon February 27, 2017

Beached a bitch

When you throw sand on a bitch

I was fucking a chick in Alaska but I wanted that sunny cali feel so I beached a bitch

by \m/ ( >.< ) \m/ July 30, 2017

brain beach

when someone is thinking up a fantasy in their head

When your mother nags at you to do something and asks the trick question, " Are you hearing me clearly?" You reply, "Oh what? Sorry. I was at my brain beach."

by McWritah July 26, 2015

Beach Wizard

Sandwhich.

I would like to order a beach wizard.

by Mew269 October 18, 2019

Zegema Beach

The finest beach in the outer rim!

Rico: I've always wanted to go to Zegema Beach!

by Darth_Carolus June 9, 2025

Tillicum Beach

A spot near San Marine, Oregon, but also means something else such as the quickest organism ever experienced by a certain person on this site. (me)
First, read some raunchy definitions on this site.
Then, start a warm shower and get in, tub shower combo recommended.

Turn away from the shower head and lay down on the bottom of the shower.
Start choking the chicken upside down on your back and your feet will go cold, continue until Mt. St. Helens erupts.
Why am I Like this?

Hey Ryan I visited Tillicum Beach last night.
Wait Oregon is 400 miles away. OH DISGUSTING!

by notworthyofmanythings44632 February 15, 2021

beach weather

When the temperature is between 40 and 55 degrees Fahrenheit.

It's too warm for my parka, Zoowee momma its beach weather

by Bigkoooshsmoker420 November 3, 2019