sly dog

someone who is tricky and devious but ridicously handsome

Oh, NL, that sly dog.

by fantasticnat March 4, 2008

Dog Pimp

Any "homeless" person who trades on the pity of animal lovers by having a dog with them to illicit pity (for the dog) and therefore, more hand-outs. Forcing a helpless animal to squat in the inclement weather in order to support their manipulative owner.

I felt sorry for that Dog Pimp and gave him another 10 pound bag of dog food. He seems to go through one a day....

by longrider700 January 12, 2015

Service Dog

Life saving floof.

Service dogs safe lives.

by Floof Saves the Day May 17, 2022

kicked the dog

A way of showing your frustration

18:09 cyren : work sucked i went home and kicked the dog

by v0id-MP January 4, 2011

Vegan Dogs

Dogs where their owner is vegan, and retarted to let their dogs eat vegan shit. The brains of their owners are often smaller than Alabama's Child Molesters' dick.

Name an example of a mentally retarted fuck
Dog owners that let their dogs eat vegan (vegan dogs)

by J420n March 5, 2020

swinger dog

Swinger dog; A dog that lives down the road and is shared by families... most who live in trailers.

Swinger dog; Goliath is a big pitbull that swings with my family, screws my bitch, and lives a mile away.

by mr.b.whisker April 25, 2020

whoop the dog

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis. Sometimes in an aggressive manner.

Richard, do you whoop the dog often?

-Of course I do man! Don't you?

Hey Richard, do you whoop the dog often?

-Yeah man, of course I do! Don't you?

by Dirtymutt July 13, 2015