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American Hypocrisy

Noun

A noun used to describe that special brand of hypocrisy that is oh-so American.

"There's this very specifically American brand of hypocrisy that I think is quite interesting.

The same people that are fanatical about religion, and think it belongs in politics love the constitution, despite that being unconstitutional.

The same people that spout off their second ammendment rights do not see a problem with the government infringing upon it.

The same people who think they are so free accept that they spend most of their lives in offices or factories just to be able to scrape by financially whilst somebody richer than them profits from their work.

The same people who are perfectly fine with trying young black boys as adults don't think anyone that young could possibly be seen as an adult in any other case, especially when voting or even just having valid opinions."

"Freedom for all except the blacks, the queers, the heathens, the sluts, the Arabs, and the disabled."
WHOOOH!!! 'MURICA THE BEST!! PRAISE THE LORD!!!"

"What's wrong with them?"

"Oh, nothing, just their American Hypocrisy."
by BIG_MANGO August 20, 2020
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american perv

Someone who like tall blonde women with large breasts, tiny wastes, and a massive ass.
Steve: How do you like women?
Bob: I like blondes, tall, big ass, the works.
Steve: Your a real American perv
by Jon Donny June 25, 2017
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american dream

To females, the American Dream is the house with the white fence, the kids, the dogs, and the whole shebang.

To males, the American Dream is having a cool $20mil in the bank; allowing him any kind of lifestyle that he craves.
Did you know that Tess married a rich brain surgeon? They live right on the beach in Malibu, and you got to see the blue eyes of her newborn boy. They are living the American dream.
by movazi March 30, 2020
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American Dream

You can't spell American Dream without spelling Eric Andre
by Jeffro Honeydew March 8, 2021
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American Drink

Anything that is greater than 247 ml or 8 ounces.
I came back from Taiwan and definitely had to get me an American Drink. There portions are too small over there.
by Johnny_V March 23, 2010
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american stockpile

The act of going to a drive through for a fast food restaurant, ordering everything on the menu, and then pulling out leaving the person behind you with your order
Bill:What the fuck, over $100 for a big mac?
McDonald's Worker:Sir you ordered everything
Jerome: Nigga we just gots american stockpiled
by FuckDoucheBoy69 July 14, 2014
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Whafrican-American

A descriptive term for a white female who allegedly utilized Ancestry.com to justify her claim that she is black.

Criteria:
*Unproven Ancestry.com results of atleast 25% black.
*Must not beable to enunciate words properly.
Did you see that whafrican-american's youtube channel?
by ADeadlyTailor November 16, 2017
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