Smith & Wedding

Da brand of side-by-side or over-'n'-under device typically utilized at "mandatorily tying da knot due to voluntarily forming a bump" services.

To lessen da chance of having a Smith & Wedding in your vicinity, it's wise to use condoms till you actually get hitched.

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

the will smith

When a woman instigates her man into slapping another man against his own will just because they can't take a joke.

Will Smith gave the will smith to Chris Rock when his wife couldn't take a joke.
That's when the devil came in.

by chillnonymous March 31, 2022

will smithing it

when you slap a girls ass so hard it goes viral

dude last night i was will smithing it to a girl last night, look at the views!

by cumsockballsnasty January 18, 2023

Smithing

The gradual process of lynching each and every member of the Smiths because (in particular Morrissey).

'Yo Lydia, you down for some Smithing this weekend?'

by hydra247 August 6, 2021

Will Smith

verb || to violently slap someone or something (originating from when famous actor Will Smith slapped Chris Rock during The Oscars after Chris Rock made fun of Will's wife)

"Don't talk back to me or I'll Will Smith you."

by KATTXNNA February 16, 2024

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by nathanaintnathaniel October 9, 2023

Smith

Smith is a fucking pimp. He swings his giant unclipped dong around like its a wiffle ball bat. He once had sex with a whale, and the whale cried because Smith's big pecker tore its vag wide open.

"Hey honey, looking for a Smith?"

by BigDaddyDickKicker December 1, 2023