wet laugh

The result from laughing so hard that the person can't control their bladder, they then pee on themselves. Mostly happens to women.

"Girlfriend that shit was so funny, I had a wet laugh!"

by Hoseby January 1, 2006

Wet Walk

Happens after a trip to the toilet or during heavy wind periods. After not wiping well, one farts and pushes left over mess out the 'o'. The combination of this and sweaty bumcrack leaves one very concerned as it creates a simple task like walking very uncomfortable. This is because of the wetness that has gathered inbetween their cheeks that slightly stings and almost squelches at every step. A common solution is just a simple rewipe.

Jamie thought he was so funny farting away. It wasnt after much time came to pass that he wet walked back to the little boys room for a rewipe

by Ghandii March 28, 2009

wet dock

noun.- an already moist vagina or anus where a penis, fist, or miniature boat may be inserted or docked.

verb.- to insert a penis, fist, or miniature boat into an already moist vagina or anus.

We took turns putting our boats in her wet dock. We were wet docking on tandem dat night, be peeing on faces too.

by Unchangeable Bird August 22, 2011

Wet Peg

Getting a hand job in a hot tub.

So we were sitting out under the stars in the jacuzzi last night, when Jenny reached down and gave me a wet peg.

by S.assin March 17, 2007

wet wagons

to smell bad

that guy got the wet wagons

by The man December 14, 1999

wet head

One who cries a lot.
a wuss

Oh man, did you see that wet head? He was ballin' his eyes out!

I know man, I saw him! What a bitch!

by joshmfreedman December 6, 2006

wet biscuit

a limp, moist, weak, handshake

As in a man or woman gives you a bad handshake. "I sure don't trust that guy Bill, he gives a wet biscuit." (i.e. bad handshake)

by Sassmouth11 July 25, 2011