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Walking Dead

When you mix Ambien, Xanax, Ketamine and Cocaine and fight to stay awake and you take a stroll. Wake up the next day and you don’t remember shit.
Those guys were so gone, they couldn’t even keep their heads up and were mumbling, they were Walking Dead!
by Spiro woodie May 17, 2019
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walk the schnauzer

To masturbate (female) - continuing from the definition of a schnauzer (female genitalia), to walk one's schnauzer is to take it out for a spin... so to speak.
Sarah: What do you want to do this afternoon?
Jenny: I think I will stay in and walk the schnauzer
by TJ McTallgirl January 15, 2015
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Walking the dog

by Walking the dog April 28, 2019
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Crab walking

Crab walking is when a female or male after intercourse does that awkward shuffle while cupping their vagina/anus to avoid drippage.
"You should have seen him/her crab walking to the loo after i dumped a massive load of my special sauce in him/her."
by Billnyeforking November 16, 2016
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Walk Funny

When people are out of the ordinary, either weird, akward or odd.
by Mia Kara September 15, 2020
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Plug walk

When someone (possibly intoxicated) is walking in a retarded way. An obvious sign if someone’s drunk or high. Coined by rich the kid.
i don’t know how i didn’t get caught high last night, i was plug walking so bad”

“damn that mf plug walking!”
by pissthan June 17, 2021
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walking infection

A person whose appearance gives the impression that he or she has a virus or contagious disease that can be spread through any sort of physical or sexual contact.
That skank with the tramp stamp is a walking infection, so I just stay away from her.
by boratfan April 20, 2009
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